Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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