so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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