doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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