Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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