FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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I cut my penus on the lid.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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