Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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