Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
is it fun? or sober?
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