come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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