So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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