If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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