butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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