I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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