you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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