Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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