Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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