I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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