remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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