no you cant smoke seaweed
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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