it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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