No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Bring me that man meat
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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