'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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