508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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