He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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