Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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