sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Alive.
So much puke
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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