Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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