One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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