It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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