she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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