Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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