Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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