worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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