the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i think im in europe. pls send help
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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