What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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