Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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