Me too!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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