I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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