bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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