dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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