i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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