help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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