Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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40s are totally the cure
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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