I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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