Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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