I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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