we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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