it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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