i don't like sucking hair
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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