well most of my day revolves around power hour
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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