Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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